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$1,000 reward for 25-foot-tall hamster

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Feb 29, 2012, at 4:36 PM  Updated on 2/29 at 5:36 PM



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Poor Hamstar ...


This is, hands and hamsters down, THE most interesting thing I've heard today.

Bob Moore Kia in Edmond is asking the community for help in locating
a valued member of its family. Over the weekend, their giant, 25-foot inflatable hamster -- "Hamstar," as his t-shirt reads -- was stolen from the dealership.

A $1,000 reward is up for grabs for the safe return of the dealership's
hamster. Hamstar went missing early Monday morning from the dealership's lot. General manager Dann Welch filed a police report when
he noticed their inflatable friend was missing and immediately offered a
reward for his return to his Edmond home.

In an email to Bob Moore Kia employees, Welch was succinct in his explanation of events: "Some low life stole Hamstar in Edmond."

Hamstar was relatively new to the neighborhood, having only arrived in
Edmond about six weeks ago. While the search for Hamstar continues,
security has been increased at the Bob Moore Kia location in Oklahoma
City to protect the remaining 25-foot, inflatable hamster.

Anyone with information regarding the hamster-napping is urged to
contact the Bob Moore Kia dealership or Edmond police.

Peace, love and hamsters ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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