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Better a day late -- right?

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Jan 2, 2008, at 5:41 PM  Updated on 1/02 at 5:41 PM



LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

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Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
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How does that old saying go: Better a day late than a dollar short? Lawsy, that's come in handy -- when I've been able to remember it correctly (i.e., "Better to date a dollar than someone short," or however I misspoke it today).

Anyway, I had a few belated New Year's resolutions to share, courtesy of friends and readers, who suggested I make addendums to Tuesday's list of 2008 must-dos.

-- Cut my hair. It seems I resemble Shirley Temple, so a reader kindly pointed out that I get shorn. (Between you, me and the fence post, I'm considering doing that -- 20 pounds from now.)

-- Take my contacts out EVERY night. I know, gross.

-- Learn how to swim. I took lessons in kindergarten, then again in ninth grade. But after nearly drowning in 1990, I've been somewhat skeered of water (except, of course, when I'm zipping across local lakes in the summer. Go figure ...).

Good luck on your resolutions, folks, and have a happy rest of your week.

Peace, love and Resolve carpet cleaner ... xoxo

LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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