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By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Nov 1, 2007, at 2:54 PM  Updated on 11/01 at 2:54 PM



LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

This is my first installment of “Dear Dairy” blogs, which chronicle my frustrations and other anger-management issues at all things dairy and, probably at some point, all things fried. But “Dear Fry Daddy” sounded too kinky for me. Today, anyway.

OK, let’s get started …

Two Thursday nights ago, I started Weight Watchers with my friend Xena. Because we arrived for our first meeting 30 minutes early, we walked across the parking lot to Ricardo’s for a margarita, and chips and salsa. We totally recommend the raspberry-swirled one.

Anyway, we lumber back 30 seconds late to the meeting, walking through the doors as the WW leader says, “So how many of you have eaten out once in the past week?” I don’t think I laughed out loud, but it was possible. Inappropriate chuckles are my forte in uncomfortable situations.

Anyway, the meeting was great, brimming with cool tips and friendly people. If you’re thinking about joining, I’d do so in a hummingbird's heartbeat.

However, if your instincts tell you you’re about to have your heart broken in a relationship, wait a week or two before joining. I’ll fill ya in more next time -- perhaps under the heading "Dear *&$#% Cupid ..."

Peace, love and raspberries … xoxo

LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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