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Gag me with a show
Published: 2/12/2008 1:05 PM
Last Modified: 2/12/2008 1:05 PM

When I turn the channel momentarily to TMZ, which stands for train-wreck media zeros, or televised monkey zone, or something like that, my immediate thought is that the syndicated celebrity spying show is barfalicious.

It’s bad, and it’s bad for you.

Watching those pseudo-reporters in a faux news meeting, acting like cub reporters all giggly over their latest “get” (“We got Lindsay kissing Britney while Paris watched,” they might squeal, while smirking that slimeball, these-dopes-get-what-they-deserve smile of theirs), is both repulsive and informative.

TMZ’s prime objective seems to be in cementing public hatred for “the media,” while at the same sucking the life out of its fans, who would likely tell you that they too hate the media – but that they wouldn’t want to do without this program’s junk news/videos.

I have recently found the program valuable in one way. I will scan the commercials, because I want to know who supports this programming so that I can avoid their products.

So no more Oil of Olay for this 44-year-old man. Goodbye, Acuvue for sore eyes. Sears? I am so disappointed that Craftsman will no longer be a home improvement option.

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Billy (5 years ago)

In defense of Craftsman, I would be dollars to pesos that they didn't actually schedule their advertising during TMZ. It doesn't fit their demographic at all. Shows like TMZ typically receive such low ratings that they are used in "make-goods", when another show failed to reach projected rating points and the advertisers' contractual obligations still need to be fulfilled. I think you're safe to stick with quality Craftsman products.

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