Get that geek to love you with 'Star Trek: TNG' Valentines
Published: 1/22/2013 9:10 PM
Last Modified: 1/22/2013 9:21 PM
I want to make this guy my Valentine: Georgshadow.tumblr.com created a hilarious and awesome set of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" Valentines that has me running with my thumb drive to the printers, even though V-day is still three weeks away.
Check out his post, and enjoy "the worst puns and pick-ups I could think of," as George says.
Wil Wheaton, Ensign Wesley Crusher himself, doubtless gave Georgshadow a million hits Tuesday night when he reposted on his own Tumblr (and linked it on Facebook) with the erudite comment: "oh my god dat riker card."
Yes, Wil, the Riker card has to be the winner: "Your phaser's on kill, but you're stunning me." A pickup line so cheesy it fits Lt. Cmdr. William Riker's personality perfectly (and is likely to get that special nerd in your life to go gaga).
I personally love the Wes Crusher card for its reference to poor Wes almost always being right and yet having to suffer through constantly being told to can it.

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