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Ho-ho-ho! Get your Nauseating Holiday Pants right here!

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Nov 20, 2012, at 11:32 AM  Updated on 11/20 at 11:32 AM



LIVING WRIGHT

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Kindly notice the Southern Comfort eggnog on the floor ...


Although I don't own a single stitch of their stuff, I love me some Betabrand.

I first became familiar with them because they make Cordarounds -- pants with horizontal corduroy vs. the traditional vertical. Nothing seems to be taken seriously, and I love that -- right down to the men's disco pants, disco hoodie, executive pinstripe hoodie and, of course, the reversible smoking jacket.

Now, what with all the holiday hullabaloo, Betabrand has gifted us with Nauseating Holiday Pants. Found under the category of "Ho-Ho-Horrible," these pants are a seen-from-space red Santa print lined in a Victorian-ish holly print. Abso-freakin-lutely tacky -- but so much so that they're awesome.

Find yours ($90 each) by clicking right here.

Peace, love and queasy britches ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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