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By WAYNE GREENE Senior Writer on Jun 28, 2010, at 12:42 PM  Updated on 6/28 at 12:42 PM



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State legislator-Persian War vet announces anti-war rally

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It's five o'clock somewhere. AP file


I am now a card-carrying, official old man.

At the age of 48 years and three months, I received my membership card from the American Association for Retired People, the union for oldsters.

They let me in a little bit ahead of their usual age limit (50) because my wife is wise beyond her years, or at least she's beyond my years and wise. I guess I'm actually in the AARP auxiliary, but they sent me a full-fledged membership card in the mail.

How to celebrate?

I think I'll write a letter to my congressman demanding that he keep his grubby mitts of Social Security and Medicaid.

I think I'll go to Luby's at 4 p.m. and demand my discount.

I think I'll start wearing black socks with my shorts when I mow the lawn.

I think I'll call the police on anyone who parks the wrong way on the street this Independence Day.

I think I'll announce that it's "five o'clock somewhere" at 4 p.m. on the weekends, and start the cocktail hour.

I think I'll forget whatever it was I was just thinking about and just turn up the volume on the TV.

I think I'll start watching Fox News.

I think I'll get upset in public about something that no one can do anything about, like the weather or the price of corn.

I think I'll start taking naps.

I love being an old man. I think I'll start with that nap.
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State legislator-Persian War vet announces anti-war rally

OKLAHOMA CITY -- A state lawmaker and Gulf War veteran announced an anti-war rally on the south steps of the Oklahoma State ...

Bridenstine brings Jesus' suffering into abortion debate; Mullin discusses his child's ultrasound

Oklahoma's newest Republican congressmen took aggressive parts in Tuesday's House debate over a bill to ban abortion after ...

Tax Foundation says 39 percent of Oklahoma's total general revenue comes from federal government

The Tax Foundation -- an independent, nonpartisan tax policy research group – says 39 percent of Oklahoma’s total general ...

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