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Lagniappe: Champagne wishes and black bean dreams

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Jan 12, 2012, at 5:40 PM  Updated on 1/12 at 5:40 PM



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Looking at this actually gives me a headache.


I'm not a big champagne drinker.

It's nice and all, but I still can't shake the memory of that horrendous headache I got two hours after downing two glasses at a restaurant one holiday season several years ago. Since then, it's never appealed much to me. Unless orange juice and Mexico are involved.

But, as it's a New Year's requisite and all, I sipped a glass of bubbly on New Year's Eve before going to bed 30 minutes into 2012. Oh, yeah, Lindsay Lohan has NOTHING on my hardcore partying!

Anyway, so I still have champagne in my dang fridge, and I probably need to go home and toss it this evening. On Sunday, though, I poured a couple of cups -- but not to drink.

OK, so y'all know I'm on Weight Watchers, right? One of my favorite (i.e., simplest and cheapest to make) dishes is black beans and rice. I'll make enough for six meals, one or two of which I usually end up throwing away because I'm so stinkin' tired of black beans.

But I have to admit, this last batch wasn't too bad. I did my beans the usual way, with a variety of spices and low-sodium, fat-free chicken broth, then boiled wild rice -- but not in plain ol' water. In lieu of six cups H2O, I used four cups chicken broth and two cups champagne -- and it actually tasted pretty decent. I figured that as I use left-over red wine when cooking lentils, bubbly would be dandy in rice. Ever-so-slightly sweet, perhaps, but flavorful -- and only 11 points for a serving! For those who don't speak WW, that's not bad.

What interesting things have you done with left-over champagne or other liquor? Please keep it in the kitchen and out of the gutter.

Peace, love and bubbly rice ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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