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Lagniappe: To infinity and behind!

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Nov 18, 2011, at 11:39 AM  Updated on 11/18 at 11:39 AM



LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

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Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
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2011/11/StuckUp.jpg

Obviously, this would make an excellent stocking stuffer.


2011/11/buzz_lightyear.jpg

Poor Buzz ...


I love Jeanne Moos.

She's the correspondent who does all those fabulously odd stories for CNN, her most recent -- and, perhaps, my new favorite -- being "You Stuck Your iPod WHERE?"

Basically, it's a piece on the new book "Stuck Up! 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn't Be" ($12.99, St. Martin's Griffin). You can't -- or maybe you can -- imagine the objects that show up on 100 X-rays compiled in the book, from tweezers and cassette tapes to -- get ready for this -- Buzz freakin' Lightyear. Yeah, from "Toy Story."

But check out
Ms. Jeanne's story on CNN.com. She provided my favorite quote for the day: "And who hasn't sat on their glasses really, really hard while nude?"

Who, indeed.

Peace, love and Lightyears ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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