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Lazy cow -- less angry than mad cow but even less productive

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Mar 10, 2010, at 4:41 PM  Updated on 3/10 at 4:41 PM



LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
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So I was out sick Monday afternoon through Tuesday, gettin' my work legs back, blah, blah, blah.

But had I actually been blogging, it would've gone something along the lines of this, albeit less condensed than what you're about to read:

FRIDAY: No exercise, ate healthy.
SATURDAY: No exercise, ate moderately healthy.
SUNDAY: No exercise, ate like a whore.
MONDAY: No exercise, didn't eat enough.
TUESDAY: No exercise, ate moderately healthy -- unless you count two chicken breasts stuffed with cheese.
WEDNESDAY: No exercise, ate healthy (so far).

Notice a pattern? I'm a lazy cow! Granted, I've been a smidgen under the weather; but most of those days I was tee-totally fine to go to Gymboree and break a sweat for 45 minutes, ya know?

But Thursday is a new day, and I have EVERY INTENTION of getting up in the moring and going for a four- or five-mile run on the treadmill. Ugh ... It's like I'm starting all over again.

I hate to blame feeling icky on my lack of cardio initiative, but whatever. I'm back to snuff enough to rouse myself by 6 a.m., do the sweat thing, come home and eat, and then blog about how awesome things are going on the morrow. Keep your fingers or hooves crossed, will ya?

Peace, love and initiative ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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