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My secret plot to kill my co-workers
Published: 10/26/2011 4:38 PM
Last Modified: 10/26/2011 4:38 PM

Hmm ... I could've sworn I took this photo right-side up, but apparently not. Hopefully, you can tell it's a weotch on a cookie -- but not your average cookie witch. No, THIS one bites back! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-HAAAAAA!!!

I don't likes to share my sweets.

When I luck up on a brownie, cupcake or any variety of sugar-infused carb, I'm pretty much on it like fried on rice.

But this morning, I woke up in a rather generous mood (it's pay day, probably has something to do with it), and I stopped by my favorite bakery on my way to work to buy treats for my peeps -- nothing for myself (lie). I bought 10 cake balls and the last of their orange-iced, Halloween-themed cookies -- absolutely adorable, with little candy witches and candy corn on top.

Or, at least, I thought they were candy. Apparently, some co-workers bit into them and discovered they were just yummy-looking plastic. Fortunately, no one broke a tooth, but I'm slightly certain that people in the newsroom think I was punking them. Sorry! Totally wasn't.

The lesson here, kids, is to remove the potentially edible decoration from your sweet treat before you bite into it, just in case it ain't marzipan or something similarly digestible.

Peace, love and "candy" ... XOXO

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