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R.I.P.: Helen Gurley Brown, and that four-cosmo lunch we'll never have

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Aug 13, 2012, at 3:42 PM  Updated on 8/13 at 3:42 PM



LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

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Sometimes, when I went with Mamaw Wright to Jitney Jungle for groceries, I'd sneak peeks at "bad" magazines while standing in line.

"Cover your eyes, Jason," she'd say -- not necessarily serious enough for me to actually do it, but her disdain was obvious for words like "sex" and "breasts," or cover models who showed off the latter, on the glossy fronts of Cosmopolitan magazine.

When she wasn't looking, I'd pluck one off the rack to see what the sex quiz was about. Like I'd know half of what they were saying, but I'd look, nonetheless.

In high school, I'd take those sex quizzes with friends -- totally for laugh's sake.

And I remember, all these years later, one name: Helen Gurley Brown.

Were I pushed to list off magazine editors at gun-point, I'd be able to say her name and Anna Wintour of Vogue. Fascinated as I am by Wintour, I gotta say I'd much rather have a four-cosmo lunch with Ms. Brown. Can you imagine the stories she'd have to tell?

From what I've gathered (assuming what type of research may have gone into her "Sex and the Single Girl"), Ms. Brown came off as a classier version of Belle Watling from "Gone With the Wind."

Rest in peace, Ms. Brown. And thanks for those gloss covers.

Peace, love and four-cosmo lunches ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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