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SUMMER SIPS: Blow-Me-to-Bermuda Hurricane Punch

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on May 15, 2012, at 7:30 AM  Updated on 5/10 at 5:10 PM



LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

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I don't gussy-up my hurricanes like this, but to each his/her own. I'm fine with a red Solo cup. Ugh, now I'll be humming that Toby Keith song in my head ...


One of my favorite books I ever read in high school was "The Once and Future King."

I laughed and laughed for whatever silly reason at the part of the book when Merlin says the exclamatory phrase "Blow me to Bermuda" (in lieu of cuss words, I'm sure) and, well, magically blows himself to Bermuda. Hmmm ... It's not nearly as funny when you type it out like that.

Whatever, in honor of Merlin, I wanted to name my second pool-worthy SUMMER SIPS drink this week after him. It's a hurricane based on one I found from DrinksMixer.com. A hurricane was the first adult beverage I ever had in my life -- and, consequently, it led to my first kiss along the Mississippi River in New Orleans with a girl from my editing class in college. Sigh ... I loved that class.

So here's to the French Quarter -- laissez les bon temps rouler!

Blow-Me-to-Bermuda Hurricane Punch


Serves 1
1 ounce white rum
1 ounce dark rum
1 ounce Bacardi 151 (leave this out if you plan on drinking more than one and want to remember it)
1/2 cup orange juice
1/2 cup pineapple juice
1/2 ounce grenadine syrup
Crushed ice

1. Combine all ingredients, and mix well. I prefer to shake mine in a -- surprise! -- shaker.
2. Pour over crushed ice in a hurricane glass -- or, if you're clumsy like me, a red Solo cup. You can garnish with fruit wedges, but whatever.
Note: You can turn this into a Category 5 Hurricane Punch by doubling the rum, but you didn't hear that from me.

Peace, love and grenadine's a mean hooker on carpet, so be careful ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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