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Sci-fi food recipes: Elven Lembas Bread
Published: 1/27/2013 12:00 PM
Last Modified: 1/28/2013 9:00 AM

It's time for another Geek food recipe!

Feel like watching a Lord of the Rings marathon in costume, or just with some friends and want to make it interesting? Try some Lembas Bread!

Here's what you need:

Ingredients

3 eggs

1 cup honey

3 kumquats, whole (can substitute orange zest and a bit of juice if desired)

2 teaspoons orange flower or rose water (optional)

3 ounces chopped almonds or macadamia nuts (fruits of the Mallorn tree)

¼ cup melted butter

2¼ cup flour (barley flour, if you want to be really accurate)

½ teaspoon salt

Instructions:

1. Put the eggs, butter, honey, kumquats, rose or orange flower water, and nuts in a food processor or blender. Blend on high for 2-4 minutes.

2. Add 1 cup of the flour. Blend for a minute or two.

3. Put mixture into a bowl and add the remaining flour and the salt. Whisk or stir until well-blended.

4. Bake a small amount of dough (about two tablespoons) at a time on a pizzelle or iron about 15 seconds or until lightly brown, for a flatbread-like texture. They can also be baked at 350 degrees for about 10-15 minutes.

5. Wrap in a leaf and tie with a string.

WARNING: Be *VERY* aware of what type of leaf you are wrapping the bread in, and make sure you watch whatever your wrap is. Honestly it's suggested by many to make a clean wrap with paper or something that will not contaminate the food with bugs, bacteria, or Mordor evil.

Once you have your bread created, sit back and enjoy a few Tolkien movies!

This recipe comes from The Geeky Chef.

Written by
Michael Dambold
Scene Writer

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This is incorrect. Lembas is clearly described as "twice-baked."

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