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'Texas Children Have Eyes on the Last House on the Left'

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Oct 3, 2011, at 2:17 PM  Updated on 10/03 at 2:17 PM



LIVING WRIGHT

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As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

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Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

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During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

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A still from the recent(ish) remake of the 1974 slasher classic "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre." (AP Photo/New Line Cinema)


I love scary movies, but I particularly like them this time of year -- so much so that I watch, on average, at least one scary movie a night during the week, usually several on the weekend.

That said, the odds of my picking a turkey of a flick are pretty high in October, as was the case Saturday when I rented "House of the Dead" at Blockbuster. (Yes, I still go to Blockbuster to supplement my Netflix addiction.)

Anyway, that movie sucked so badly that I only watched the first 30 minutes. It easily ranks as one of the worst scary movies ever.

So I promptly complained on Facebook, partly to field others' suggestions on which horror films to avoid. The most popular responses were "Motel Hell" (haven't seen that one), "The Hills Have Eyes," "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and the Chucky franchise.

Other notable responses included "Last House on the Left," "Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things" (never heard of that one) "1,001 Maniacs," "Bug" (I've purposefully avoided this one), "In a Dark Place" and, my favorite answer from the thread, "Pretty Woman."

So what's the worst scary movie you've ever seen?

Peace, love and hills with eyes ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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