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That rumor about us getting a Nordstrom ...

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Mar 12, 2012, at 2:01 PM  Updated on 3/12 at 2:01 PM



LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

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IKEA of Utica Square ... Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?


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Or maybe Urban Outfitters of Brookside, yeah? Sigh ...


... has been circulating like bad gossip ever since I moved here and, I'm assuming, before.

The first time I heard it, Nordstrom -- that fabulous purveyor of fashion that started out as a Seattle shoe store in 1901 and now figures into the fashion fantasies of half the women I know -- was allegedly moving into a south Tulsa shopping center. Every two or three years, someone will sidle up to me and ask, "Did you hear that rumor about Nordstrom?" -- or, how it's usually called, "Nordstrom's." Because it's possessive, apparently.

Anyhoo, no, it's not coming to Tulsa. Or to Oklahoma City, from what I've been told. But there's always hope, right? I mean, many of us pined for a Sephora and Anthropologie before both came here. Perhaps we just need to pine harder.

In the mean time, here's my retailer wish list (in no particular order unless I did so subconsciously):

Z Gallerie (I pay tribute to the one in Dallas annually, even if I'm merely passing through town.)

H&M (I can't afford the real designer stuff, so might as well take advantage of this Swedish retail giant's more affordable knock-offs.)

IKEA (Went to my first one last fall in Austin, fell in love -- and found, like, six different can't-live-without-things for less than $13 total.)

Crate & Barrel (Duh.)

Urban Outfitters (Because I'm a T-shirt whore.)

Smoke Restaurant in Dallas (No, it's not a retailer, but they serve THE best bacon on the planet, plus awesome infused spirits and a collards-filled omelet that'll make you wanna slap someone else's mama.)

OK, so what's on YOUR wish list of places?

Peace, love and collards ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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