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Thursday Threesome: Model behavior, fab salad and -- duh -- sex
Published: 4/3/2008 5:07 PM
Last Modified: 4/3/2008 5:07 PM


Naomi Campbell

It's been a while since we had a threesome, thought it was 'bout time. Here goes ...

1. Naomi Campbell's anger management course obviously didn't pay off. Seems she was arrested for assaulting an officer at London's Heathrow Airport today, according to the Sky News network (although the woman's identity wasn't officially released -- whatever). Girl, really. I know you're hot and gorgeous and stuff, but I had hoped your cell-phone-throwing, maid-beating days were a thang of the past. Hopefully, the news agency is wrong ... Oh, sorry for blinking psychotically -- my contacts tend to pop out when I roll my eyes thus ...

2. Spinach Chicken Salad @ Kokoa Kabana, 507 Philtower Building, downtown. I had it for lunch today, had to brag. Having a rather bovine appetite, I first looked at the size of it and thought, “Hmm, I’ll be needing dessert.” But the sizeable chunks of chicken, not to mention fresh mangoes, green apples and candied almonds made this a very filling dish – even for my former buffet-lovin’ self. And it’s healthy! I don’t deserve to be this happy ($7) …

3. So they're saying now ("they" being CNN) that studies suggest the average ... umm ... "optimal" woo-pitching session lasts between three and 13 minutes. Figured that was appropriate for our threesome discussion. Anyhoo, "The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life," CNN reported. Good news, I reckon, for guys who argue that less is more.

Peace, love and 13 minutes ... xoxo


Reader Comments 2 Total
Chester Sellars (5 years ago)
So I tried the Salad yesterday... Amazing. I've got to say, I think you might have been a little naive on the naomi thing. I so saw it coming, haha.

13 minutes?! Really? That's almost depressing.
Geekiepoo (5 years ago)
As a scientist, I would like to comment on the "13 minute" issue.

Dr. Einstein tells us that time is relative. 13 minutes with Hugh Jackman vs. 45 minutes with "butt-crack guy" from the automotive section of the local biggie-mart.

Just a thought.
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