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Weight-loss lip gloss???
Published: 7/25/2008 4:25 PM
Last Modified: 7/25/2008 4:25 PM

I've told y'all before how much I love those Fuze drinks, right?

Well, a reader called me this morning to ask where she could find Fuze lip gloss. She saw it on "Good Morning America," I think she said, adding something about how it's supposed to help you lose weight, blah, blah, blah.

She was referring to Too Faced cosmetics' Fuze Slenderize Guilt Free lip gloss, which Ulta stores said they had on Friday ($18.50 each).

Three varieties are offered, each one infused with the same flavors found in Fuze Slenderize Energizing beverages: Dragonfruit Lime, Blueberry Raspberry and Strawberry Melon. And, according to Sephora.com, they're infused with the "appetite-curbing, energy-boasting ingredients found in Fuze Slenderize beverages." Hmm ...

OK, let's hop off the unicorn for a second and be (insert groan here) realistic. I doubt -- only in my humble, non-scientific, non-lip-gloss-wearin' opinion -- that this stuff's gonna help you lose weight. Then again, when I've drank a bottle of Fuze, it takes the edge off my hunger for a little bit. But just a little. So if you get the lip gloss, keep it slathered on your pucker like butter on a hot biscuit. (Perhaps less liberally spread than a biscuit on MY plate, though, in case you go out in public.)

Seriously, if you love Fuze drinks like I do, then you'll probably dig the glosses. (Note: If you try one and lose weight, let me know -- I'm totally not above walking around town with lip gloss, as long as I'm dropping pounds.)

Price: $18.50 each at Ulta and Ulta.com, as well as Sephora.com.

Peace, love and Dragonfruit ... xoxo

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Alden (5 years ago)

Southern Miss has had the reputation of having a large parking space for the bikers with tattoos who played football. Ages unknown. Did you play football, have a scooter, or a breast tattoo?

Your stuff trips the light fantastic.

Sage (5 years ago)

Now having known you for a while... I can say you're not above wearing gloss to Target on a given afternoon. Lest we all forget the lip plumper phase.

Jason Ashley (5 years ago)

Nope, Alden, didn't play football, never owned a scooter, and I have zero tats. I'll have to check on that biker parking lot -- very well could've been.

As for you, Sage ... Yeah, I remember those club days. I think I gave that lip plumper away with the leather pants (thankfully) ... xoxo

Gina of Frisco TX (5 years ago)

Well.............. I do not know about weight loss lip gloss but what is the skinny on the Garnier Fructis under-eye-dark-circle-and-anti-puffiness roller ball wonder stick???????? They can not keep them on the shelves in Dallas and burbs. I know it doesn't have anything to do with fashion but no one will be checking your coture out if your eyes look like you should have stayed in vegas with whatever happened there. JAW let me know if you know. Thx Gina

elly willy (5 years ago)

Gina and I both want to know about that roller ball stuff.
I know for a fact Mr. Wright likes Clarins undereye stuff at 40$ a tube
I think the counter girl wants him

Jason Ashley (5 years ago)

Hey, Gina and E! I'll check on that roller ball thing -- haven't seen it in the stores here, though, but I'll look. If I find it, G, I'll make sure Nicole knows where to get it so she can get you some. Love me some under-eye product ... xoxo

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