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Whatcha think about "Whine & Cheese"? (Day 3)

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Jan 6, 2010, at 2:34 PM  Updated on 1/06 at 2:34 PM



LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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This Italian sub in the foreground with Provolone, ham, prosciutto, salami and Capicola is similar to my supper last night -- minus the bread, ham, prosciutto, salami and Capicola. Mmm, mmm ...


I'm a man of extremes, it seems.

With few exceptions, such as my six-month stint the first half of 2009 when I ate healthy six days out of seven (with the latter being relatively healthy), I either starve myself or eat like a pee-eye-gee hog. Days 1 and 2 of my "Me Overhaul" (don't like that title either -- "Whine & Cheese" maybe? Anyway ...) each slightly sucked, for different reasons.

Day 2 -- which was really a do-over of Day 1, since I screwed up the original -- could've been much better, but not because of anything bad I ate. Kinda the opposite.

Breakfast: Nothing -- again, like I said yesterday, stupid
Lunch: One of those steamable bags of rice with veggies, less than 500 calories
Dinner: A slice of Provolone cheese -- at 10:30 p.m.

I didn't go out of my way to avoid breakfast or eat so little for dinner; I didn't think about it. After work, I saw "Legally Blonde" at the PAC with Shadey, and we didn't leave there 'til after 10 p.m. Then I came home and talked with my buddy M&M after that, so there was only time for cheese. (Actually, there was ONLY cheese, unless I wanted the last half of a Diet Coke -- not wise before bedtime.)

Whatever, today's a new day. After work today, I'm taking a tour of another fitness center, so wish me luck. Oh! I'm contemplating following a men's belly-flattening diet from a reputable publisher, but more on that later.

Peace, love and blonde moments ... xoxo
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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