By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Feb 8, 2010, at 10:50 AM Updated on 2/08 at 10:50 AM
This is an image from the party I wasn't at last night.
LIVING WRIGHT
As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.
But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...
Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.
I blame my father, ...
During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.
As ...
Where do we live now, Montana? Enough with the snow already!
OK, so I'm waiting for my muse to hit me -- right upside the head might help -- so I can write my Tuesday column about the Super Bowl. That's right, my editors want ME to write about football. I can hear the ringing of incoming hangup calls from homophobes as we speak ...
Whatever, it's Monday (ugh), I have a job (yay), I'm doing what I love (typing) and, best of all, THE SAINTS WON!!! But more on that in tomorrow's paper, don't wanna steal my thunder.
It's been quite a few days since my last confession -- hectic Thursday and Friday. Excuses aside, I've missed this little online soul purge. I have not, however, missed it so much that I'm going to tell EVERYTHING I ate. Basically, it was eggs and/or oatmeal every morning; chicken with rice or on a salad for lunch; and chicken or turkey with a veggie at night, with two or three servings of fruit scattered here and there, along with the occasional handful of almonds.
The closest I came to cheating was last Thursday and -- quel surprise -- last night at a Super Bowl shindig. As Thursday is my weekly get-together with E and Lord V, I typically consider that my splurge night. E brought turkey, green beans and some other stuff from Rib Crib, but I only ate the turkey and green beans. And 1/4 a bag of tortilla chips. Not too evil, I hope.
Friday through Sunday afternoon was awesome -- ate healthy, worked out, even ran SIX AND A HALF MILES with FGP and Coco this weekend, woohoo! But then came the big bowl party, where I ate about 1/4 a bag of tortilla chips, some salsa, a few pieces of cheese, several Triscuits, several Fritos with this fabulous dill pickle dip and a big bowl of gumbo with rice.
So let's move on, shall we? Oh, and I'm not going to weigh today, which I've been doing each Monday. I'm a bit too obsessive with the scales. Plus, I weighed at the gym last Thursday when two of the John's Saints took my measurements. I am SOOOOO not divulging that. (Remind me to go off on some tirade about American sizes vs. REAL sizes, 'K?)
Gotta go be creative. Wish me luck. And be careful out there in all this white stuff!
Peace, love and sweet, sweet traction ... xoxo
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