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Apropos of noshing

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Feb 13, 2008, at 2:46 PM  Updated on 2/13 at 2:46 PM



LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

Happy VD. (Hey, I used "happy," don't make me spell it out or use an exclamation point. At least not 'til my prescription's filled.)

As I sit here, digesting a LOVELY salad from lunch, I can't help but think, "Hmm ... It sure would be nice to make out with a pastry cart ..." But I try to think of other things, like deadlines and unemployment, which usually usher me right along to busy-ville.

However, in today's moments of weakness, I thought about a few vittles (i.e., vituals, for you high-fallutin' folks) that I'd love to have again. Right now, specifically. And just in case you haven't had them, I wanted to share my three current favorite foods:

1. The Sick Donkey sushi roll at Tsunami. Oh. My. Lanta. Have y'all had this? I checked the "hook-up roll" (like the chef's choice) on the sushi sheet (say that three times fast -- up the risk factor, do it at work). One of the best rolls I've had in a couple years.

2. Shrimp Salad at Cancun. One of my favorite salads in the world -- shrimp, cucumber, tomatoes, cilantro, onions, lime juice and spices. Besides being kick-ya-in-the-pants delicioso, it's uber-healthy. Put that in your pinata and beat it. (Sorry, I was trying to do a Spanish version of "pipe and smoke it," but I can't conjugate "fumar.")

3. Dark Chocolate M&Ms. Loaded with anti-oxidants that melt in your mouth, not in your hands. I can practically feel the free radicals being jailed.

Peace, love and pinatas ... xoxo

LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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