By THE PICKER Sports Columnist on Aug 17, 2012, at 2:30 PM Updated on 8/17 at 3:12 PM
THE PICKER
There are various kinds of coaches.
There are your glory-hungry hams who know where all the TV cameras are, your Patinos ...
What's better than watching all the chokers at a major golf championship?
Not the NBA finals, that's for sure. Tune ...
The only time it's not football season around here is the two weeks after a bowl beating.
Then it's spring ball.
Then ...
Those would be the players, not the fans.
According to a man specializing in drugs, baseball is a sport comprised of a preponderence of liars, cheaters and junkies. The drug man estimated that more than half the players used a synthetic testosterone that cleared the system in less that a day, and that only a moron could get caught.
So how can the fans put up with such corruption and dishonesty?
Evidently they're cheering for the uniforms, not the people.
Given the shocking estimate that half the baseball game was still on performance enhancing drugs, can you imagine what goes on with testosterone the night before a football game?
You think football players are more disciplined and trustworthy and honorable than baseball players?
It looks like the only sport that can be trusted with any degree of confidence is pro basketball, where agility and dexterity take priority in most cases over force.
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