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Breakfast at Westminster Abbey

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Apr 29, 2011, at 6:05 AM  Updated on 4/29 at 6:05 AM



LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

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God save the queen -- especially from a few of the atrocious hats behind her.


So Cary Aspinwall arrived with lime-zested fruit, hazelnut coffee and cream (and honest-to-goodness sugar cubes, no less), and Weight Watchers breakfast quesadillas. No mimosas, sadly, but we're having a gay(ish) ol' time, nonetheless.

So was that one of Fergie's daughters behind the queen? If so, she needs to lay off the eye makeup -- very methadone addict-esque. And the hats? Please tell me Philip Treacy didn't design those atrocities.

"It's Lady Gaga, you can't really judge her," reporter Jarrel Wade just said. Well, yes, if it was on Lady Gaga, it'd be different. (But I doubt Gaga would wear this.)

Like the queen's hat, though. She looks rather cheery in yellow. I dare say, happy.

Your thoughts?

Peace, love and methadone ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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