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Chicken salad

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on May 6, 2009, at 4:46 PM  Updated on 5/06 at 4:46 PM



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That's probably THE most boring title for a blog I've written all year. Whatever, I had to tell any potential chicken salad fans that I made the best CS I've ever made in my life. Here it be:

Jason Ashley's FABulous Chicken Salad

2 chicken breasts, pan-seared (or baked) and cubed

1/4 cup fat-free mayo

1/2(ish -- I added more) cup non-fat plain yogurt

2 tsp curry powder

1/2 cup red, seedless grapes, halved

2 celery stalks, chopped

1/4 cup almonds, sliced (or chopped poorly, like I did 'em)

2 tbsp choped cilantro (or less -- I'm a whore for cilantro)

1/4 cup red onion, diced

OK, mix it all together. Wham, bam, thank ya Madam Bovary, there's your salad. For normal folks, this might serve, I dunno, three or four people. I, however, ate half of it for lunch and plan on having the rest on Thursday -- on a plate of baby spinach.

If you have a better one (and believe me, y'all probably do), kindly share.

Peace, love and chicken salad dances ... xoxo

LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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