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Guys in Wranglers, man voices and three great places for chicken salad

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Apr 11, 2012, at 8:00 AM  Updated on 4/10 at 1:53 PM



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This Neiman Marcus Chicken Salad sandwich at Sproutz, 2602 S. Harvard Ave., is incredible. So is the brownie I had afterward.


For the first weekend in quite a while, I had zero commitments -- no deep cleaning, no toilet to fix, no cable to surf. Nada.

So I went on a four-mile walk with FGP, finishing up on Riverside right before the bottom fell out of the sky, when we decided to grab lunch at Sproutz, 2602 S. Harvard Ave.

There was this nice man in Wranglers ahead of me in line, asking what brought me out and about today. Now, I rarely know why it happens, but out popped my man voice -- i.e., the deeper register in which I speak when ordering pizza so the call center won't recognize me again. No, it achieves nothing but making me look like more of an idiot.

"Oh, just ..." I answered, suddenly wondering why this guy was talking to me, "just ... eating. And you?"

I have no idea how he responded because men in Wranglers don't usually talk to me. Isn't that horrible? Heaven forbid I just assume some guy's nice to me despite my obvious affinity for messenger bags and hair products. Nuh-ooOOOOO, I had to ponder the poor guy's motives.

He could've said, "Well, I need you to call EMSA" for all I know, and I was just like, "Oh! Well, yeah, rain" or whatever.

But let's fast-forward to the important part: vittles. I had never been to Sproutz, although Nicole, our beloved food editor, brought me a brownie from there once -- a fabulous, dense, almost fudge-like brownie that had me practically chewing the wax paper it came on. Pardon the visual.

Whatever, I ordered the Neiman Marcus Chicken Salad Sandwich, which was awesome! It had roasted chicken with grapes, celery and almonds in a whipped cream dressing. Mmm ... It's easily on my list of favorite chicken salads in town. Doesn't everyone have a similar list?

Anyway, the other two spots on my list belong to Queenie's at Utica Square, which has been my favorite for years. But a very close second is the roasted chicken salad at Wild Fork, which comes on greens, not bread -- and it's incredible. Instead of the Roquefort cheese, though, I usually switch it out for Feta on the side.

What's your favorite place for chicken salad around town? Tell me where and why -- and ALWAYS feel free to share a chicken salad recipe with me. Show me yours, I'll show you mine!

Peace, love and nice men in Wranglers ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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