By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Apr 7, 2008, at 11:14 AM Updated on 4/07 at 11:14 AM
LIVING WRIGHT
As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.
But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...
Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.
I blame my father, ...
During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.
As ...
Although I should be writing my Tuesday column now, I feel like absolute ... Let's say "carp," as people tend to be less offended by fish.
However, color me piqued, or at least my interest, following this email alert I opened a few seconds ago:
"We're doing something big at Starbucks. Like Venti big." I bet you 50 cents they're running for some kind of office. Love me some Starbucks, but between them and Walgreens (which I shop with stunning frequency, according to my bank statement), I think they may be merging to take over the world. Just a theory.
Anyhoo, there's more: "We can't tell you what's going to happen because that'll ruin the surprise. Just come to any U.S. Starbucks on Tuesday, April 8 at noon Eastern/9 a.m. Pacific to celebrate something big."
For those of you, like me, who have a mental block against translating other time zones into our own, I'm pretty sure that means 11 a.m. Central time (that's us). Something tells me I'll be busy at that time, but if any of y'all go, keep me posted. And if it has ANYTHING to do with chocolate-covered espresso beans, email me immediately or call the newsroom and demand my cell number. (They won't give it to you, probably, but I'd find it flattering that you'd care enough to try.)
Peace, love and world-conquering venti bigness ... xoxo
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