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If your salad dressing does NOT taste like grass clippings, please help me

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Oct 2, 2012, at 7:30 AM  Updated on 10/01 at 6:43 PM



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Back in 2004, this salad dressing took first place in a Tulsa World taste test. I'm fairly certain my dressing wouldn't even place.


As a re-devoted follower of the Dubya Dubya doctrine, I count and hoard points like a kleptomaniacal squirrel accountant. Because those exist and all.

Whatever, I love salads, which are fabulously WW-friendly, as most fruits and veggies are ZERO points -- i.e., you can eat as many as you wish. Within reason, that is. You could literally eat 50 apples and not have to count any points (and, perhaps, never want to eat another apple again). Just FYI, though, you can eat hamburger dill pickle slices, which are 0 points -- in moderation. A Sam's Wholesale Club-sized jar, however, might not be the smartest move.

Anyway, salads are healthy, blah, blah, blah -- until you slather creamy dressings on them. Some dressings are 4 whole points, and that's just for 2 tablespoons.

That's why I fell deeper in love with salsa, which is 0 points. Salsa gets old, though, so I had to come up with something else.

Enter nonfat, plain Greek yogurt, which I love to use instead of mayo in my chicken salad. Over the weekend, when I made a lentil salad with some feta crumbles, I mixed 1/4 cup of Greek nonfat yogurt with some yellow curry powder and 1 tablespoon of milk, stirred it up and had that for a dressing -- and it wasn't bad. At only 1 point, it was better still.

I tried duplicating that again for Monday's lunch at work, and I failed miserably. Maybe I used too much curry.

More than likely, it was because I used water instead of fat-free milk. Oopsie. And the dried cilantro (an absolute sin, but I had no fresh stuff in my fridge) made it slightly grainy. Actually, it was like eating a dollop of yogurt from a freshly mowed lawn.

Whatever, who has a yummy, homemade salad dressing recipe they'd like to share? You don't have to know the WW points, I can figure that out myself with a recipe.

Peace, love and fresh cilantro ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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