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Long time no write -- here's a ramble

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Aug 13, 2007, at 4:18 PM  Updated on 8/13 at 4:18 PM



LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

Yes, I've been remiss in blogging at you, dear reader. I blame the heat. Seriously, when is this gonna let up? Then again, we were rather spoiled with temps mostly in the 80s all summer. See, this is why I don't blog often -- I bore myself and, no doubt, YOU with prattle about the weather, like we're on a porch, just a rockin' back and forth.

Anyway, have you seen the ads with Sarah Jessica Parker and her new fragrance, Covet? Kinda cute in that "there's nothing else to watch on cable" kind of way. Love her. Haven't smelled the new stuff yet, though. Not sure there's ANYTHING I'd go to jail for. Then again, I'd love to know what that scent smelled like toward the end of "Perfume: A Murder Story" or whatever it's called. Y'all see that? Very interesting.

Still haven't seen the new "Transformers" movie, even though I bought my vintage-looking Transformers T-shirt earlier this year at Urban Outfitters. Can't even wear it now, it's like a sausage casing.

As a Tulsan, I'm glad the PGA was here -- boosted the economy, got our name out there, blah, blah, blah. But I'm kinda glad it's over, ya know? Like a busy holiday season -- just want to wad up the wrapping paper, toss it and the rest of the fudge in the trash (yeah, right) put the Carpenters' Christmas album away so no one will find it and just get on with life.

I promise to be ... No, make that "I'll strive toward feigning the desire to be" somewhat more helpful, reader-friendly in this blog -- offer helpful tidbits, that kind of thing. But as for today, I'm creatively tapped.

Peace, love and sausage casings ... xoxo

LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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