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STYLE: Matching bikinis to book covers + Ryan Locthe's fashion rules

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Aug 2, 2012, at 9:00 AM  Updated on 8/01 at 5:49 PM



LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

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This book cover actually matches the board shorts I wore on vacation last week.


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See the diamond grill? Should've gone gold to match his medal.


I had every intention of reading at least one book on vacation, but all I did was eat, watch HGTV and do umpteen crossword puzzles.

However, had I downloaded Erik Larson's "Isaac's Storm" as planned for a potential book club FGP and I have joked about starting at Hooter's (more on that later, depending on if we actually do it), my swim trunks totally wouldn't have matched the cover.

As I found out on BuzzFeed.com, there's a new tumblr called Matchbook.nu, on which the clever Kate Imbach pairs swimwear with beach reading -- like a pink bikini with black and white details paired with "Valley of the Dolls," or a flowery Marc by Marc Jacobs swimsuit put with Sloane Crosley's collection of essays "I Was Told There'd Be Cake." I know people who would totally do this. But what about my friends who read via Kindle Fire? Perhaps they should match their Kindle covers.

Anyway, while perusing those photos, I stumbled upon a tongue-in-cheek BuzzFeed article on "Ryan Lochte's 18 Fashion Rules." I'm assuming it's sarcastic, anyway, considering the talented swimmer's less-than-runway fashion choices, i.e. a diamond grill (for his teeth, not his back patio), studded cargo shorts, studded back packs, sparkly shoes, blah, blah, blah. I do appreciate his taste in Speedos, though. Meh, whatever, I'm a couch potato, so what the heck do I know?

Peace, love and studded Olympic swimmers (is that redundant?) ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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