By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Feb 3, 2012, at 4:04 PM Updated on 2/03 at 4:04 PM
LIVING WRIGHT
As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.
But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...
Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.
I blame my father, ...
During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.
As ...
Look, everyone! It's something I've peed on!!!
I am by NO stretch of a psychotic's most Spandex imagination a prude.
But I'm a little "Hmm ..." about the trend of sharing pregnancy tests on Facebook, YouTube, Twitter or whatever. Good Lord, do you think someone's done this on Pinterest? What in the world would THAT board be called? (Feel free to comment below.)
Anyhoo, I'm not talking about simply divulging whether or not you're pregnant to the world. That's a FABULOUS thing that SHOULD be celebrated (most of the time, anyway, I hope).
But showing off the actual at-home test stick with a plus, minus or whatever sign that tells you you're either preggers or not? I mean, you're basically showing people something you've peed on.
What's next, posting the results of those DIY DNA tests? Or your urinalysis from a drug test? That's two more pins for your Pinterest board of "Things I've Tinkled On." Or, if you're a grammar snob, "Things on Which I've Tinkled."
What do y'all think? Can we suggest to our friends who are trying to make babies that they just text or tag us in a photo of a plus sign on a keyboard or scrawled on the back of a receipt?
Peace, love and pregnancies ... XOXO
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