Happy Hump Day Eve, people! Ugh, it tires me out to use exclamation points so early in the day, at least when I'm not screaming at the alarm clock -- yeah, that's always productive.
OK, so I was on the radio this morning -- KBEZ, 92.9. The incomparable Carly Rush invited me on for a minute or two to chat about my column on her Planet Woman segment.
First of all, I'm not usually up before 8 a.m., but I had to be there at 7:45 a.m., which is quite painful -- especially for a night owl who's not used to driving east at dawn's crack. I think I'm legally blind now.
So I get to the station (fabulous view from the seventh floor), and I'm wearing a hoodie, my Sia concert T-shirt (more on that next time) and a baseball cap. Oh, yeah, and jeans. Thank the Lord it wasn't TV.
Anyway, in the course of 120 seconds, I managed to drop the G word: Gynocologist. It was in reference to women's shorts and how they could be so short that "the world becomes your" gyno. As soon as the last syllable slid out of my mouth, I was mortified. This is Reason No. 1 why radio stations usually don't ask me back. I just lack that filter most tactful people possess. My apologies if I offended anyone.
Still, had a ball -- love Carly and KBEZ, hope they invite me back despite my anxiety-induced Tourettes.
Peace, love and radio waves ... xoxo
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