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Things to avoid in Tulsa on Friday the 13th + four lucky places to go

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Apr 13, 2012, at 8:30 AM  Updated on 4/12 at 5:33 PM



LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

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I never considered myself a superstitious person until my Friday the 13th wreck this January.

Of course, I really don't believe it was the day's fault. Still, I'm quite wary of Friday's highly improbable but not 100 percent unlikely chance of turning into a slasher flick.

With that scary sugarplum pirouetting in your head, here are some places to avoid on Friday the 13th:

7th & Elgin. This is where my wreck occurred Jan. 13, 2012. Just sayin'.

Ladders leaning against buildings. You never know when a paint can or ... I don't know, whatever tool that someone on a ladder might need, will fall on you should you walk around it. Generally, I find it wise to avoid anyone doing manual labor, just in case you're asked to help.

People in hockey masks. That should go without saying.

People in any kind of mask, now that I think about it
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Your taxes -- if you're like me. We still have 'til 11 p.m. Monday, right?

The Strawberries & Creme Frappuccino at Starbucks. Did you see my blog Thursday? Stick with the mocha or caramel frappuccino instead, at least for now. Those yummy little breakfast wrap things are good, too. Mmm ...

To end this on a positive note, here are four places to go to boost your luck:

Kilkenny's Irish Pub, 1413 E. 15th St. Assuming the Irish are as lucky as we've been led to believe all these years, what with their blarney stones, wish-granting leprechauns and marshmallow cereal, it couldn't hurt to pay this cool place a visit. Try the Craigue boxty here, it's AWESOME!

Arnie's Bar, 318 E. Second St. See above. Plus, when has a Guinness ever been unlucky?

Mazzio's. Afraid to venture out? Bunker yourself in at home, and order up the Lucky 7 pizza. Just be sure to look through your peep hole before opening the door.

Lucky's, 1536 E. 15th St. Ask mixologist Liz for sexy "House of Night" author P.C. Cast's favorite Chili Rita, a grapefruit juice-tequila-sriracha concoction that pairs deliciously with ... Well, just about anything on the menu (although I'm partial to the Caesar salad with calamari).

Where do you feel most lucky on Friday the 13th? Tell me when and why -- just keep it clean, please.

Peace, love and caramel frappuccinos ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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