So have you read "Fifty Shades of Grey" yet?
Well, put on your pearls, Pumpkin, because you'll be clutching them repeatedly throughout this saucy little tale.
As you've probably heard, it's EL James' novel about a virgin who meets a billionaire who's into bondage. I don't think I spoiled anything by telling y'all that. And there's not really a whole lot more I could tell you without risking my job with more descriptions.
I've only read excerpts -- first on a friend's iPad, then on a friend's coffee table.
For those who've read it, I have two words: Inner. Goddess. Let's take a moment to giggle to ourselves, then mosey on.
Obviously, some euphemisms for certain anatomical items are a bit too vulgar for a writer, and I get that. But "inner goddess"? Sorry, that was a bit distracting. Whatever happened to "hoo-ha" or a good ol' fashioned "naughty place"?
Of course, having not read the whole thing, I'm sure I'm missing an explanation. Or am I?
And whose book club is reading this because that would be a cocktail-worthy shindig, and I'm not ashamed to ingratiate myself upon you for an invite. I'll even read the book for ya. Heck, I'll even bring Triscuits.
Peace, love and inner deities ... XOXO
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