I've told y'all before how much I love those Fuze drinks, right?
Well, a reader called me this morning to ask where she could find Fuze lip gloss. She saw it on "Good Morning America," I think she said, adding something about how it's supposed to help you lose weight, blah, blah, blah.
She was referring to Too Faced cosmetics' Fuze Slenderize Guilt Free lip gloss, which Ulta stores said they had on Friday ($18.50 each).
Three varieties are offered, each one infused with the same flavors found in Fuze Slenderize Energizing beverages: Dragonfruit Lime, Blueberry Raspberry and Strawberry Melon. And, according to Sephora.com, they're infused with the "appetite-curbing, energy-boasting ingredients found in Fuze Slenderize beverages." Hmm ...
OK, let's hop off the unicorn for a second and be (insert groan here) realistic. I doubt -- only in my humble, non-scientific, non-lip-gloss-wearin' opinion -- that this stuff's gonna help you lose weight. Then again, when I've drank a bottle of Fuze, it takes the edge off my hunger for a little bit. But just a little. So if you get the lip gloss, keep it slathered on your pucker like butter on a hot biscuit. (Perhaps less liberally spread than a biscuit on MY plate, though, in case you go out in public.)
Seriously, if you love Fuze drinks like I do, then you'll probably dig the glosses. (Note: If you try one and lose weight, let me know -- I'm totally not above walking around town with lip gloss, as long as I'm dropping pounds.)
Price: $18.50 each at Ulta and Ulta.com, as well as Sephora.com.
Peace, love and Dragonfruit ... xoxo
