By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Sep 10, 2013, at 8:00 AM Updated on 9/09 at 5:50 PM
LIVING WRIGHT
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These desks seems significantly less likely to exacerbate "stomach drama."
The middle of science class was probably the worst time to have "stomach drama."
It was particularly dramatic while sitting in an old-fashioned, wood and metal desk with a hollowed out space under the seat for storing books. Basically, it was like sitting on a microphone. In a large, quiet room, no less.
This incident, suffered immediately in front of the worst heckler in all of third grade, went from dramatic to traumatic upon walking -- noisily -- to the teacher's desk and asking her for a hall pass.
That was probably THE most embarrassing thing that happened my entire third grade year. Fourth grade involved getting publicly caught cheating on a spelling test by some vengeful ankle-biter. That, and dressing up like Helen Keller for an oral book report, the instructions for which I hadn't read carefully until it was too late to change books.
I talked about incidents from second, sixth and 12th grades in my Tuesday column, when I also asked y'all to share some of your most embarrassing moments so that we can all laugh at one another. So spill! Keep it PG/PG-13, por favor.
Peace, love and microphone desks ... XOXO
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