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dubya dubya day 1 // jack lelanne // i am spartacus!

By JASON ASHLEY WRIGHT Scene Writer on Jan 24, 2011, at 4:08 PM  Updated on 1/24 at 4:08 PM



LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

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And just after ONE DAY on Weight Watchers, I can now fit in my yellow Speedo again! Kidding -- God rest Jack LeLanne.


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This is Jack LeLanne's great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather (not really), as portrayed by a modern-day, equally not-unhealthy actor on the new "Spartacus" show on Starz.


It's not quite 4 p.m., and I haven't killed anyone.

Sunday, while hanging out with Banshee, I jotted down point totals for foods I eat based on her Weight Watchers books. Did that while we watched "Salt" and "Iron Man" -- very productive afternoon and evening.

Somehow, I neglected to jot down reduced-fat Provolone, so I'm going to ascribe two points to that, just in case. I'll find out for sure tomorrow evening when I officially join WW (which I'm either going to call Dubya Dubya or Dub-Squared, whichever one people look at me the least frightened after I say it). So far today, I've had yogurt with almonds (6 points), followed by a turkey sandwich (6-7 points). Now, I'm debating on popcorn and/or an apple.

This is slightly stupid on my part because I have no clue how many points I'm supposed to have, especially considering the points system changed recently. But I'm considering this mind of a 48-hour trial run.


As you probably heard, the great Jack LeLanne died this weekend. It's pretty sad that a man in his 90s has a significantly better body than I do -- than most men in America, actually.

He was evidence that being healthy and acting happy are synonymous. I promise you, if I ever have a six pack, you will NEVER have to ask me, "Why the long face?"


Speaking of abs, did anyone see "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" Friday night? Neither did I -- totally had to OnDemand it.

Anyway, I'm liking it even better than the first season, which I really liked. Love Lucy Lawless in this. Have a favorite character so far? Tell me about it here.

Peace, love and washboard abs ... XOXO
LIVING WRIGHT

What's the most embarrassing thing ...

As I confessed in my Tuesday column, I'm a clumsy hooker.

But I'm also nosy, as I want to hear about YOUR most embarrassing ...

Is it really vandalism when it's a sticker with the words "nipple clamps"?

Aside from enjoying humorous ones spied on others' automobiles, I'm not a fan of bumper stickers.

I blame my father, ...

Where is the oddest place you've ever taken cover during bad weather?

During last week's bad weather, when a tornado siren sounded around midnight, I was caught at a midtown QuikTrip.

As ...

CONTACT THE BLOGGER

Jason Ashley Wright

918-581-8483
Email

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