Picker, doesn't Jim Traber aka "The Ultimate" fit into all 10 categories?

You just described yourself in half of those Licker! That's right, you know me. I had to take a break, your cheerleading for yourself was getting more than I could take. I'll be reading from here out though. Just so I have something to laugh at again. (formerly Cyco)

OSUNDN and Tattoo: It's times like this when I am proud to have you two on the first team of responders. Vern, MexiMike, the only things they "get" are on TV Saturday morning.

The point of this exercise was: they're all alike on the radio, all loud, all know-it-alls, mostly homers, writers and preachers alike -- so many of those on sports talk radio all have similar boring characteristics.

Here's a radio note/scoop: Imus will be back on the radio in the Tulsa area later in this month, on the station that carries the local Cardinal baseball games.

Dear Clowns: Just so you'll know, nobody in the history of sports handicapping has hit 20 or 21 games against the point spread. Documented. Black and white.

Nobody in the Central Time Zone.

Nobody in Vegas.

Atlantic City.

Nobody in the world.

The galaxy, maybe.

Ask Vern, he's from out there.

Al Eschbach and Dean Blevins would cut off their testicles to snuggle up to Bob Stoops.

Al Jerkins and Pat Jones do a solid job.

I like Chris Plank, but he makes up too many words.

The biggest losers are the ones who have to listen to Bob '5th down and 2 from the 57 yard line' Barry telling us what may or may not be happening on the field. A bit of a stretch re the category, but I'm on a mission !! Is anyone else bothered by "find's a big hole on the right side and battles across the 12 yard line for a one yard gain" ? Or how about "stopped short of the line of scrimmage but may have the first down"? Hello?