I have a great idea. I will personally spend the time necessary to train a select few young ladies on every sport ESPN bothers to report. I'm talking about Ashely Judd (already a knowledgable college basketball fan), Catherine Zeta-Jones, Rachel Ray (oh shut up...I like her), and Beyonce. You get the idea. I know, I know...this will take added reading on my part, especially in Xtreme sports, volleyball, and field hockey. And, I offer this service at no charge. This way, when these anchors don't know what the heck they are talking about, at least they will still be worth watching.

And for all you ladies about to write how improper this suggestion is, I point out that you don't even watch sports to begin with. And for those that do, you are probably drooling over Steve Levy anyway. We already have sidelines crawling with beautiful female reporters, some who are good, and some who are not. Why not put them behind the desk?

Excuse me boys....contrary to popular belief... some women are interested in sports. I watch and love baseball and football, I understand it [unlike soccer or basketball where a foul is sometimes a foul or maybe not].

I do not want to have to look at more women who have been nipped, tucked and pumped full of botox and silicone, with all that clevage showing. Good grief guys..just keep that stuff under the bed where it belongs.:)

So keep the talking heads, they are good for a laugh. They open their mouths and out steps an idiot. They are always good for a laugh.

Exactly Gene, that's what I'm saying. Ruth Buzzy, Roseanna Danna, Ugly Betty, Phylis Diller...That you guys can keep your mind on the business of keeping track of your teams instead of getting lost in some daydream. I'm only trying to help eliminate distractions.