No comment about douche-gate during the TU-Rice game?

Not a bad point about Missouri being over-matched with OU's offense. Kansas did torch Mo repeatedly down the middle.

The guess is: Missouri is more likely to stop OU once in a while than the other way around.

Two more factors favor OU: Stoops is pretty good when the other team is getting the ink. And Missouri has the world to lose, which creates pressure.

Why didn't KU on-side kick the last one?

To: World Picker, aka OSU homer and SEC pumper.

Another team LSU doesn't want any more of :Kentucky, or mayve Alabama. Luckily, they get Tenn.

Another team OSU wants no more of (besides OU): Troy, Texas, Kansas. Luckily, they won't have to play any of them again this year.

Another team OU has to play again this year, after beating them once already, is.. Missouri.
Maybe OU can get a 2nd shot at Colorado or Taco Tech on a neutral field.

You should be fired. But you won't be, mainly because you are a clown. And this circus would fold without its star clown.

How about how bad the Big 12 gets screwed if OU wins? Not only do they lose the title game, they probably lose a second BCS slot. How many millions of dollars does it cost the conference if OU wins? If I were Stoops, I wouldn't be expecting a lot of calls to go my way. Predict a possible replay machine malfunction.

Excellent point about zebras.....but with TV all over them, it should be reasonably fair.

Missouri had about 200 yards worth of penalties vs. Kansas.

How could West Virginia beat anybody west of the Deliverance Bridge?

tab, what happened?

Why don't you go back to jr high where you belong?

I sat there wishing OSU had Chris Chamberlain to crash right up the middle for that last yard.

I hear that play works well at TU practices.

To: World Picker, aka OU hater, mud slinger, OSU homer, SEC worshiper

Was it you that said that the SEC was soooo much better than all the rest of the world that its 2nd place team should be in the BCS game? Yep it was you.

Let's see, Tenn. could win the SEC championship. Or, LSU could win it. One highly overrated 2 loss team or one 3 loss team. SEC is a dominate confererence. Yeah, right. Sure. No question. Best in the country. For sure.

Title for your next Blog:

"What's wrong with OSU?"
Nothing, as long as you are satisfied with a 6-6 season and not competing for any kind of championship.
Random questions YOU should be asking in your column:

Why didn't Zac R. start all year long?

What happened to the "Worlds most potent offense?"

Why is T-Bone involved in decision-making in academic areas of OSU?

You should be fired. But you won't. For the same reason Al Gore got an Acadamy Award.

Oklahoma State football fans etiquette tips... My apologies to friends from Texas, Missouri, Arkansas and other parts of the country who may feel left out.

PERSONAL HYGIENE

While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

DINING OUT

When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME

A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his manners are.

DATING (Outside the Family)

Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
Be aggressive. Let her know you are interested "I've been wanting to go out with you since........
Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 1000 PM; Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.

THEATRE ETIQUETTE

Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.

WEDDINGS

Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE

Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back soft drinks and a candy bar.
Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS

Never take a beer to a job interview.
Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets

Hey Mike ... great, so you know how to copy and paste something easily found in a couple of hundred places on the Internet. Are you trying to trick everyone into thinking you are "creative" or "humorous"? How about some originality next time?

For someone who can't stand your column NIT Picker obviously spends a lot of time reading it, thus contributing to keeping you employed.

Mizzou's D will need help in holding OU to 30 points. Fortunately for the Tigers, the Sooners frequently offer up help with a fumble here or a personal foul there. Holding the Sooners to 30 is certainly possible.

If Missouri scores 40, however, that will take a complete meltdown by the Sooners (and we've seen that happen a lot, too)...but the score can't be 40-30. If Missouri is able to move that much, it'll be more like 45-13.