Crossing the logo line should cost a team one point, then.

Something I forgot to mention: Elements 2, OU 0.

The altitude beat OU in Colorado (but not Kansas Saturday); and the wind only blew on the Sooners in the Iowa State game.....

Picker:

What is wrong with OU? Where should I begin. Well like Dave Shiftler said its because of the morning games. Let's face it me and the Boyz can't get over our hangovers by 11:00 or 11:30. Skirt chasing and boozing is serious business Baby!! I am real glad Bobby "My Boy" Stoops has brought me back in the fold here at OU it is great hanging with the Boyz and what not. Of course Bobby is a stickler about the Boyz making it back to class on time every time.
Also the fact that Nebraska is down has caused some serious problems for the BIg Red. IF you believe the rumors and rumblings though DR. Tom plans to hire yours truly as the next HC at NU. Can you imagine me and Bobby boy him at OU me at NU? We will make history baby!
Lastly cheating to win is getting harder and harder with those NCAA Natzi's but me and Bobby boy should be able to get a couple of titles in before they catch us. "Ryan son get away from that gas pump son! What did I tell you do this at night less of chance of getting caught! Come on son wake up!!" Sorry about that. Booser Sooner Baby!! I mean "GO BIG RED" Don't worry Nebraska I am on my way and I have Hugh G. Erection with me. Let's get it on. Eat more CHICKEN!!

the picker, truly is, the bomb.

Here is a typical response from a typical OU HOMER when any of the following is said:

OU is overrated this year.
"Yeah but we won 7 national championships"
OU really flushed their season down the toilet when they lost to Colorado.
"Yeah but we won 7 national championships"
Kelvin Sampson cheated in Norman, moved to Indiana, and got caught cheating up there.
"Yeah but we won 7 national championshi.....,wait a minute, Sampsons basketball isn't he? Eddie Sutton had a DUI"
The Sooners and Stoops are a bunch of cheaters.
"Yeah but we won 7 national championships"

Enough Said.

I just thinks its funny that even during OU's inconsistent or down seasons that they are still astronomically better than OSU could ever dream about being. OSU would love to have an 8-4 season...when that would be a down year for the Sooners.

HOMER JOHN, you're going to hurt yourself using big words like 'astronomically'. Better stick to easy words and phrases like Go OU. Or do you "thinks that's funny too?"

HEY EVERYONE, MEET EPPHAN, YOUR TYPICAL OU HOMER. One who couldn't find Norman or Owen Field with a road map and police escort.

Re: SEC Football
Yeah, SEC is probably best conference, top to bottom. But, consider, LSU. Until they played Florida, who moved the ball on them, they had "shut down" offenses ranked 87th or lower. Then, UK ran through them like a hot knife through butter.
Talk about your 'media hype', homeboy.

You really are pitiful, homey. No wonder you are still a small guppy in a large aquarium. Any other market and you would be fish food.

World Picker, aka OSU/TU Homey:
Why did the OU/OSU game 'just get interesting'? The Bedlam game is always interesting, no matter who is hyped, whether OU or OSU.
How about an answer, homey?

OSUNDN: Your football envy is getting tiresome. Can't you come up with some positive aspect of OSU football? Seriously, it has become a sickness with you OSU fans. Sure, OU gets all the ink, all the attention. But jealousy is unbecoming. Besides, its the media that does all the hype. (see Picker column) But, calling them names and bashing them just makes you look pathetic... just like the World Picker. And most OSU fans I know are much better than the World Picker.

If OSU fans are tired of hearing about the 7 NCs, how about 78-16-7. For those of you who don't know, that is OU's record against OSU. By the way OSUNDN, OSU cheated many times, note the 4 probations OSU has endured, they just weren't very good at it.

SOONER NATION leave the pokes alone they are right I cheated and taught the boyz to cheat at OU while I was there and I am teaching Bobby "My Boy" Stoops the finer points to cheating. So what we are the SOONERS BABY!!!
Bobby is making progress and no doubt he can get in a few more titles before the Sooner hunting Natzi's of the NCAA catch us up in it again. Besides currently we are only #3 on the all time list of dirtiest football programs. Let's get to #1 BABY!! Booser Sooner!! Go Big Red!! Whatever just get me another brewski BABY!!

PICKER:

What is wrong with OU? Where should I begin. Well like Dave Shiftler said its because of the morning games. Let's face it me and the Boyz can't get over our hangovers by 11:00 or 11:30. Skirt chasing and boozing is serious business Baby!! I am real glad Bobby "My Boy" Stoops has brought me back in the fold here at OU it is great hanging with the Boyz and what not. Of course Bobby is a stickler about the Boyz making it back to class on time every time.
Also the fact that Nebraska is down has caused some serious problems for the BIg Red. IF you believe the rumors and rumblings though DR. Tom plans to hire yours truly as the next HC at NU. Can you imagine me and Bobby boy him at OU me at NU? We will make history baby!
Lastly cheating to win is getting harder and harder with those NCAA Natzi's but me and Bobby boy should be able to get a couple of titles in before they catch us. "Ryan son get away from that gas pump son! What did I tell you do this at night less of chance of getting caught! Come on son wake up!!" Sorry about that. Booser Sooner Baby!! I mean "GO BIG RED" Don't worry Nebraska I am on my way and I have Hugh G. Erection with me. Let's get it on. Eat more CHICKEN!!

OSUNDN, your obsession with OU is really pathetic. It's hard to live with 78-16-7 isn't it?