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Published: 4/30/2007 4:16 PM
Last Modified: 4/30/2007 4:16 PM

Just look what we've given you pretenders this year alone:

Bill Self remains the nation's most overrated.

Kelvin Sampson is a Buzzy Peterson-type horrific hire.

The OU women's Basketball team couldn't outrun our Pekingese.

ORU has under-achieved at hoops.

The OKC pro team would destroy OU hoop attendance.

Florida wins.

Indy wins.

The OU baseball coach has never won beans.

Star runner Peterson wouldn't go in the NFL's top five.
NASCAR has too many Mulligans.

OU's pass defense is off; otherwise why wouldn't K-State have hired Venables?; otherwise why can't M. Stoops win at Ariz?


Now this. Now we proclaim Dirk Noshotski to be a fourth quarter spectator, and the barely average G-State leads 3-1!


Could somebody contribute occasionally?







Reader Comments 24 Total

Congrats (6 years ago)
You are officially admitted to the Stater of the Obvious club.
W Smith (6 years ago)
Picker, you're incredible. Stoops not winning in the desert has little to do with his coaching ability and everything to do with Arizona not being able to attract the stud athletes on a consistent basis. Are there exceptions to that? Sure...there are exceptions to everything - even YOU hit a pick on the head from time to time and when you DO, God help us all because you're parroting that singular success until it grows moss. But I have to hand it to you....you're smart enough to NOT post your overall win/loss rate during the football season. Clever. So please, please, do us all a favor and lay off M Stoops. Sure he's abrasive and no, he hasn't won at Arizona (and he might not ever win anywhere as a head coach) but let's at least wait until he's in a milieu where he has a decent chance of winning, and THEN fails before we toss the brickbats, shall we? Oh, and by the way, your abover comment, and I quote "OU's pass defense is off; otherwise why wouldn't K-State have hired Venables?; otherwise why can't M. Stoops win at Ariz?" is about as close to being a logical non-sequiter as I could imagine.
bo (6 years ago)
The hire of the year has to be Sutton the 3rd hiring the class 3A assistant coach,all the while praying at the hands his son will sign with ORU!
A Jones (6 years ago)
Picker, when will you learn? There are more important things than being right and accurate. You have violated the Crimson Rule, which says to speak only positive things regarding anything remotely related to the Crimson and Cream. For the sake of humanity, particularly that which resides in Oklahoma, please follow the rules.
royowasso (6 years ago)
Exalted One, when will you grace us with the Derby lowdown? Baby needs a new pair of shoes. Are we to rely on the Reverend Beyer or the Seer known as Linihan?
duncansooner (6 years ago)
13 right, 13 to the 10th power wrong.

Congrats. I could add something about a blind squirrel here but it isn't necessary.
world picker (6 years ago)
This blog site has become a major tourist attraction, thanks to tremendous responses like these.



Welcome to the newcomers. Stay close at all times.



To clear one item up.....we love Hog Hat Pat (coach Pat Jones). We simply wish he'd bask in the OU love from time to time. He has runner Peterson winding up in Sheboygan playing Arena 9 ball.



All the horses in the Derby could go off at 7-1.....we have it Scat Daddy, Nobiz, Circular Quay now, could change.

steve (6 years ago)
i dont watch much nba so i don't know about dirk "noshotski" this year, but he carried his team last year. maybe he's not so good this year, but give the guy a little respect for last year.
world picker (6 years ago)
Steve -- He's three quarters great.



Dallas just might win three in a row because this fact remains: Golden State stinks.

W Smith (6 years ago)
Mr. Jones...do you wear a Picker belt, Picker socks and Picker t-shirt? Where would one go if one wished to join you in the Picker fan club (if, indeed, one were predisposed to want to join such a thing)? It never ceases to amaze me how you hillbillies can manage to accuse a group of people of being homers for simply defending (and quite logically, I might add...) a point of view? Frankly, you're embarrassing yourself.
rick (6 years ago)
W. Smith is to hillbilly what M Jordan was to basketball
W Smith (6 years ago)
rick (with a small r)...go back to sleep...you're way out of your league.
TAB (6 years ago)
The Mavericks will win this series and they are still the best bet to win the NBA. Look, I regularly watch the NBA -- not afraid to admit it. Nowitzki is a freaking good player. Make fun of his shot all you want... he would have won MVP in any era based on his performance this year.
steve (6 years ago)
so now "noshotski" hits back to back 3 pointers against golden state to win a game, plus 30 points for the whole game, 12 of which were late in the fourth quarter.
A Jones (6 years ago)
Picker, a postscript. The consequences of you not following rules can be emotionally devastating for the loyalists. When you logically point out the flaws in someone’s core values you generate a great deal of mental anguish which results in defensive behavior. This is where things start getting ugly. You can avoid all this by simply following the rules.
W Smith (6 years ago)
Jonesy...help me out here. The four minutes a day I spend on Mr. P's blogs evidently isn't enough time to read everything...I seem to have missed the part where the Picker, as you put it, "logically pointed out the flaws in someone's core values." When did this happen? Was it when the Picker failed to respond to logical arguments about Mike Stoops? Oh, wait, I know...it must have been subtly implicit by the Picker's insistent repetition of statements which become "facts" through virtue of that repetition. Am I going too fast for you, Jonesy? Using too many multi-syllable words? Anyway, here's a tip...just because the Picker is in print doesn't make everything he writes "truth". Try thinking about things from time to time.
Bill (6 years ago)
Jonesy, you gotta cut Smitty a little slack! It's not easy being a total, absolute OU homer, especially after Boise State handed them their head in the Fiesta Bowl!!
Gene (6 years ago)
Mr. Picker, Coach Self has created that "magic" called the perception of greatness and that will sustain him for years to come. There can only be five truly great coaches at any given time and there isn't room for him in that club, yet.

Speaking of which, ORU continues to "under achieve" because Sutton is a miserable excuse for a coach. Change his name to "Ole Olsen" and he can't get a high school job.

NASCAR caution flags are the most unique condition in all of sports. Under the circumstances, it is an absolute necessity. On the other hand, wouldn't it be funny if a referee held up a yellow flag when a basketball player's shoe came off during a fast break.

A few lines back you mentioned Scat Daddy and Nobiz. You still like them? What about Any Given Saturday and the Oaklawn horse?

W Smith (6 years ago)
Bill...I don't know who's doing the typing for you but according to my watch, it's way past your nap time.
rick (6 years ago)
it's alright jones, can't you see smith is a typical uo homer....he's way smarter than the rest of us!! but i still doubt he could find norman on a map!!!
world picker (6 years ago)
Hey kids: The final exam on Mr. Noshotski is game six at Grubby State.



We were up half the night working up some numbers on Paul Thompson making the Jets as a qb: 1.3 million to one.

Captain Stormfield (6 years ago)
Anybody seen R. Linihan's editor?

The Picker owns a Pekingese? Doubting it...

Sam P in a shocker by three.
world picker (6 years ago)
Sam P. couldn't outrun me.

Where are all the Dirk Noshotski fans?
Bill (6 years ago)
Uh-ohh! The battle has been joined!

Guess who was just named the NBA's MVP??

I may have to lie down until this laughing fit ends!
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