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Yuck: Bedlam tickets, USC and TU's luck

 
By The Picker
Published: 11/27/2008  2:31 AM
Last Modified: 11/28/2008  1:33 PM



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It has been an unbelievable season.

Here are the 25 most unbelievable events.

25. Fans are still going to Oklahoma City Whoopee Cushion (Thunder) games.

24. Michigan installs a high school offense.

23. Few listen when the Picker calls Texas Tech "overrated mush."

22. Arkansas does not apologize for firing Nutt.

21. Buick fires Tiger probably 15 seconds before Tiger would have quit Buick.

20. ESPN's Neil Everett still has a job.

19. Somebody said Sports Illustrated is still a magazine.

18. McDonalds makes a better latte than Starbucks.

17. Dick Vitale simply won't stop.

16. Nobody has sued the BCS.

15. The OU women's hoops team is outrun by senior fans sitting court-side.

14. On the popular TV show "Lost," a monster apparently made of lint eats people.

13. Somebody said the NASCAR season is over.

12. Penn State loses to air.

11. USC loses to fog.

10. Notre Dame defies logic by stinking again.

9. Daniel Craig can't carry Sean Connery's olive.

8. Romo forsakes intellectualizing.

7. Local sports talk radio has a rating book consisting of six relatives, one jail floor, and a wino in a pear tree.

6. TU flinches at the big-time in both major sports.

5. Forty-eight million turkeys will no longer be with us after today.

4. Kansas State gives up football.

3. JoePa puts it in his will that he would still like to coach one more year.

2. By refusing to sell singles, the Oklahoma State athletic department is guilty of scalping tickets on state property.

1. People actually voted OU ahead of Texas this week.



PICKS



Thanksgiving



The Aggies at Texas (-34): The Bowl Cheating Series (BCS) has turned college football into Dancing With the Homers. After each completed pass, voters hold up cards with 9.9 style point ratings.

Texas by 50.

Tennessee (-10) at Detroit: Nothing says indigestion like the Lions.

Tennessee by 13.

Seattle at Dallas (10 1/2): Put the camera on Jessica.

Dallas by 13.



Friday



LSU (-4 1/2) at Arkansas: Somebody dust off Bacon Broyles, Ark sports have cratered.

LSU by 2.

Colorado at Nebraska (-15): Buff coach has more mouth than game.

Nebraska by 17.



Saturday



OU (- 7 1/2) at OSU: The OU-Texas game?

What OU-Texas game?

To some Sooner fans, it never happened.

Scandals abound prior to this one.

First, there's the amnesia gripping homers everywhere as OU is considered way better than Texas.

Next, there's the OSU season ticket fiasco, a scam gone bad that amounts to scalping on state property. In one of the biggest games in OSU sports history, fans are being denied access to empty seats.

Will the campus fuzz spray with fire hoses Cowboy fans seeking single tickets?

The athletic director's policy is no season ticket, no admittance. What does he think he's running, a country club?

They shouldn't have expanded the stadium, they should have hacked it in half and served tea and crumpets.

The seat embarrassment casts a depressing fog over the event.

Meanwhile back on the field, can the OU defensive coordinator stop a quarterback who doesn't stand back there like a scarecrow?

Can the OSU team overcome its own athletic department?

Will Manning-brothers-like OU quarterback Bradford be the top draft pick?

OU by 1.

TU (-14) at Marshall: Houston hangover lingers.

TU by 9.

Baylor at Texas Tech (20): Mickey Mouse returns to its hole in the night. System team, Canadian league quarterback, same old, same old.

Tech by 17.

Missouri (-13) versus Kansas in Kansas City: Missouri is being ignored, and for a number of very good reasons, starting with a debatable defense.

Missouri by 16.

Auburn at Alabama (-14 1/2): To lack the style in which points are awarded.

Alabama by 20.

Florida (-15) at Florida State: JoePa probably dragged Bowden back into the race to 100.

ESPN's crush on Tebow grows and shows.

Florida by only 4.



Sunday



Carolina at Green Bay (-3): Favre sign in the stands could bring frozen tears.

Green Bay by 6.

Giants (-3) at the Redskins: Manning versus Manning final?

Giants by 2.

Steelers at New England (-1): Steelers not only win ugly, they warm up ugly.

NE by 4.

Bears at Minnesota (-3 1/2): Game plan for Gus: Just hand it off.

Minnie by 3.



Monday



Jacksonville at Houston (-3): Remember the great institution of Monday Night Football?

Then ESPN took over.

This stuff is fit for Wednesday.

Houston by 4.




World.picker@tulsaworld.com

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wilson, (11/27/2008 7:16:56 AM)
Now ESPN has started running blogger comments across the top of the screen during the game! Stop it! Question...will there be a playoff in the picker's lifetime?
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Matt in BA, Broken Arrow (11/27/2008 10:16:22 AM)
I wonder how long Brent Musberger will talk about the empty seats in Boone Stadium. What a way to embarass the State of OK, two top rated teams and it might not be a sell out. Mike Holder, 10000 X $100 is alot more than 10000 X 0.
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Gus4President, (11/27/2008 11:17:53 AM)
1a. The picker actually thinks you can use head to head matchups to break up a 3 way tie. Still waiting for picker's poll that has Texas over OU, Texas Tech over Texas, and OU over Texas Tech. Nice logic.

Is Ole Miss rated above Florida? No? Is Oregon State rated above USC? No?
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Boomer, B-A (11/27/2008 11:25:12 AM)
"If you build it, they will come." Well, at least one game per season, every other year....
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Stogdiddy, Broken Arrow (11/27/2008 12:50:00 PM)
Picker, you're really clinging to this "OSU Scalping" thing. Tell me, should all schools stop selling season tickets after the start of the 1st game? As far as I know, every school continues to sell season tix throughout the season (unless of course they sell-out - which OSU doesn't have to worry about). You're basically saying any school selling season tickets beyond game 1 is scalping. Care to elaborate?

Also, if these fans would put their money where there mouths are, they could have bought season tix in July like I did, and did whatever the heck they please with the tickets to games they won't/can't attend, thus your scalping theory is null and void. Elaboration?

I do enjoy your banter though.
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bjorn2run, (11/27/2008 11:21:34 PM)
'If' OSU loses, will people be saying they lost because 10,000 empty seats took away some of the 'home field' advantage?
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The Picker, Tulsa (11/28/2008 12:12:25 PM)
Gus4Dogcatcher: Gus, you're kidding, right? Not use head-to-head competition in a three-way tie-breakers? What else do you want to use, the quality of the barbecue for the free lunches for the media homers? The only other thing worth a thought is the home field edge. That alse gives Texas the edge. Fair is fair, isn't it?
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Gus4President, (11/28/2008 4:47:34 PM)
Here goes picker sounding off like an idiot. The nature of a 3 way tie is that you cannot use head to head as a tiebreaker. I would think most, if not all human beings would realize that leads to one neverending circle. Let me illustrate for you...

Texas is ahead of OU who is ahead of Tech who is ahead of Texas who is ahead of OU who is ahead of Tech who is ahead of Texas. It's like Lambchop's Playalong with the song that never ends.

Can you believe people actually voted Texas ahead of Texas Tech this week? What are they thinking?!?!? Ridiculous logic picker, ridiculous.

Let's use the logic that has Florida and USC where they are. Who is playing the best football right now? We have Texas losing to a Texas Tech team by 6 on the road 7 days prior to OU beating Texas Tech by 44 at home. I don't think homefield is worth a 50 point swing, so I think it is safe to say OU is playing better football than Texas right now. Doesn't matter though, we need to find that picker poll that has Texas ahead of OU, OU over Tech, and Tech over Texas. Is the home field edge really worth a 50 point swing?

It's cool though, the computer formulas will put OU ahead of Texas after a solid road win against a top 15 Pickens State team regardless.

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Marguerite, The world is my home... (11/29/2008 5:47:55 PM)
Whoa. "Will Manning-brothers-like OU quarterback Bradford...?"

Mr. World, I applaud your proper use of hyphens. But knowing how to do it properly doesn't make it necessarily advisable. Very awkward. (Now there's a good opener for some of your detractors.)
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LexKY, (11/30/2008 11:38:59 PM)
Face it World Picker, you are in way over your head arguing Texas should be ahead of OU because they beat OU; while Tech's win over Texas is not relevant and can thus be erased. Such ignorance as you exhibit is worthy of being in the tank as bad as ESPN. Who are you, Kirk's little brother??

It is a tie, stupid. A tie.

 

 
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